A Beautiful (and Valuable) Trophy

A Beautiful (and Valuable) Trophy

They call soccer a beautiful game.

I’m not so sure.

But I will give it this – soccer has a beautiful gold trophy. And by the way, it is by far the most valuable trophy in sports.

But as for the game – I have questions.

First off, what’s with all the falling down?

I mean, I get it. I know it hurts to get kicked in the leg. But do you know what else hurts? Getting hit with a hockey puck. And I don’t roll around on the ice like I’m on death’s door every time the puck hits me. It feels like in soccer culture, the goal is to act as hurt as possible all the time. In hockey, we prefer to hide our injuries and pretend we're fine. I've seen guys with their teeth lying on the ice react less dramatically than some of these soccer dudes.

The fact that players generally jump up moments after this apparently fatal injury, as if nothing happened, makes it seem that much more ridiculous.

Don't misunderstand. I get it’s a strategy. They are trying to draw the ref’s attention and get a foul or perhaps a penalty kick. I just think it's a silly strategy that makes footballers seem like big wusses.

And then there’s offside.

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