What the World Cup Can Tell Us About Finance: Matthew Brooker

There’s a memorial to Paul the octopus at the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen after the cephalopod seer earned worldwide fame by correctly predicting the outcome of all Germany’s seven games at the 2010 World Cup. If the Netherlands win the 2026 tournament that kicked off Thursday in Mexico, there may be calls for a statue of Panmure Liberum’s Joachim Klement, the finance world’s reluctant oracle of World Cup forecasting.

Klement, a managing director at the London-based investment bank, is on a roll after the model he designed in 2014 successfully predicted Germany as the winner of that year’s tournament, followed by France in 2018 and Argentina in 2022. The German investment strategist has been in demand on the media circuit in the runup to this year’s extravaganza, threatening to overshadow more serious work on the market implications of the artificial intelligence boom. Expect that to go into overdrive if his model’s 2026 pick — the Netherlands, a relative outsider rated as a 4% chance on Polymarket — goes on to lift the trophy in July.

The irony is that the model was supposed to fail. “Originally, this was supposed to be an exercise in humility to show the world how stupid and unreliable economic models are,” Klement writes in his report, which isn’t the longest but is certainly the most entertaining of the various World Cup-themed research notes pumped out by investment banks. In a plot with echoes of The Producers, after his third straight correct prediction he was inundated with questions and requests to forecast other sporting tournaments. How life likes to play tricks on us. One way to short-circuit the hype would be to deliberately pick a likely loser in 2026 — but Klement insists that isn’t happening and “the model is the model.”

I wondered whether the report, which satirizes the finance industry’s tendency to find excuses for faulty predictions, had drawn any flak for disloyalty from the economics fraternity? “To be honest, every economist I ever talked to about these forecasts agrees with me,” Klement told me. “We are aware that we are generally trying to do something that is super hard and we pretend to be more confident than we truly are.”